my love for stephen colbert
Look at this man. He's the completely unattainable beacon of human perfection. Against all odds, he is a sane person in both the realms of entertainment and politics. He will leave you in both side-splitting laughter and awe at the things he says and does. Of course, he would be happily married with three beautiful children - and chances are, he's old enough to be your father too.

I've been infatuated, not to mention inspired by Stephen Colbert since the age of fifteen. Naturally, he was taking over my tumblr, so I gave him his own.
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ladyindigopinstripes: anthologyofclandestineliaisons: I found this in my folder labelled “smut”. I wish I had my whole life this organized. Jesus this looks so wrong but so right

ladyindigopinstripes:

anthologyofclandestineliaisons:

I found this in my folder labelled “smut”. I wish I had my whole life this organized.

Jesus this looks so wrong but so right

(via thedarlingmermaiddarlings)

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drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “I’m right handed, but I can easily choose to be left handed. Look, I’ll throw a ball with my left hand. Look at this. There you go! Okay, just as good when I throw a right handed.”


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Stephen Colbert on Texas’ ban on fireworks Well, fear not firework-loving Texans because this ban does not spell the end of your 4th of July celebration, there’s one firework that will never be too dangerous for Texas…

Stephen Colbert on Texas’ ban on fireworks

Well, fear not firework-loving Texans because this ban does not spell the end of your 4th of July celebration, there’s one firework that will never be too dangerous for Texas…