Look at this man. He's the completely unattainable beacon of human perfection. Against all odds, he is a sane person in both the realms of entertainment and politics. He will leave you in both side-splitting laughter and awe at the things he says and does. Of course, he would be happily married with three beautiful children - and chances are, he's old enough to be your father too.
I've been infatuated, not to mention inspired by Stephen Colbert since the age of fifteen. Naturally, he was taking over my tumblr, so I gave him his own.